From stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu Fri Dec  1 00:51:02 1989
From: stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu (Steven Stadnicki,9B23 Woodstock,2680000,5186432664)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: SF puns
Date: 1 Dec 89 05:20:50 GMT
Reply-To: stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu
Organization: Clarkson University, Potsdam, NY
Status: O

>From article <11770@phoenix.Princeton.EDU>, by jmdoyle@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Jennifer Mary Doyle):

> "We really should write these down. Let's call a Clarke." she said, as a huge
> Brin spread across her face. "It Kurtz me to see these wonderful puns lost
> forever."

> Jen-- 

I agree with Jen; we oughta Stasheff few of these away for future reFrenz...

                       Steven Stadnicki
                       stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu
                       Home is where your friends are.

From ez000691@pollux Fri Dec  1 04:14:39 1989
From: ez000691@pollux
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: SF puns
Date: 1 Dec 89 06:51:07 GMT
Reply-To: ez000691@pollux (Shadow)
Followup-To: alt.callahans
Organization: University of California, Davis
Keywords: lovely puns, wonderful puns
Summary: And those personal stats
Status: O

In article <1989Dec1.052050.10271@sun.soe.clarkson.edu> stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu writes:
>From article <11770@phoenix.Princeton.EDU>, by jmdoyle@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Jennifer Mary Doyle):
>> "We really should write these down. Let's call a Clarke." she said, as a huge
>> Brin spread across her face. "It Kurtz me to see these wonderful puns lost
>> forever."
>> Jen-- 
>
>I agree with Jen; we oughta Stasheff few of these away for future reFrenz...
>
>                       Steven Stadnicki
>                       stadnism@clutx.clarkson.edu

	Urgh! I think I need an Asprin! (Better Chalker that one up to
experience...)
--
Real Name: Bret Shefter
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 155
Hair: Brownish (just got it cut, too...after about three months...)
Eyes: Green
Location: Davis, CA (near Sacramento)
Occupation: First-year Law student at UC Davis (ack!)
College: Yale
Major: Finally settled on English, after bouncing around in Computer Science
       and Theatre Studies and such
Job: Gainfully unemployed at the moment (they won't *let* me have a job!)
Favorite food: Chocolate!
Least favorite foods: cheese, tomatoes (I'm great fun in pizza parlours)
Favorite music: Assorted weird stuff, but I'll listen to most anything. Current
		addictions: Chris de Burgh, Christine Lavin, most folk music,
		and classical
Favorite authors: Arthur Conan Doyle, P.G. Wodehouse, Dorothy Sayers, and a
		  whole bunch of FSF authors
Hobbies: Too numerous to mention. Easier to list things I'm *not* interested
	 in, of which there are very few. I spout Shakespeare and Monty Python
	 with frightening accuracy, find as many different outputs for crea-
	 tivity as I can (act, sing, write, play piano, etc.), and spend way
	 too much time on this computer-thingy.
--
Shadow
--
>From the only slightly twisted mind of...	"In case we decide to
    ez000691@pollux.ucdavis.edu			 surrender to them, Number One."

From cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU Fri Dec  1 04:14:53 1989
From: cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU (Chris Phoenix)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: soulmates
Date: 1 Dec 89 08:04:06 GMT
Reply-To: cphoenix@csli.stanford.edu (Chris Phoenix)
Organization: Center for the Study of Language and Information, Stanford U.
Status: O

In article <2664@unisoft.UUCP> greywolf@unisoft.UUCP (The Grey Wolf) writes:
>"To everyone else who is interested in finding a soulmate, don't look so
>hard.  You may be pleasantly surprised."

So true!  It's too early to know, but I think I've found a soulmate.
Certainly a very special person, and now my SO... and I didn't even notice
her (in my philosophy class) until she sent me e-mail.
[no one noticed him get a drink, but there it is--would you believe $1 for
a glass of ice water?]

"To happy endings."  <CRASH>

-- 
Chris Phoenix              | A harp is a nude piano.
cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU | "More input!  More input!"
First we got the Bomb, and that was good, cause we love peace and motherhood.
Disclaimer:  I want a kinder, gentler net with a thousand pints of lite.

From cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU Fri Dec  1 04:15:01 1989
From: cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU (Chris Phoenix)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Poem Review, + Request for Personal Info About Posters
Date: 1 Dec 89 08:26:50 GMT
Reply-To: cphoenix@csli.stanford.edu (Chris Phoenix)
Organization: Center for the Study of Language and Information, Stanford U.
Keywords: Good Poetry.
Status: O

In article <3170@hub.UUCP> snoopy@fig.UUCP (Smith) writes:
> [let's post descriptions of ourselves]

Sounds like a good idea!  

>...  I'm not trying to break this newsgroup up into teeny little
>parts, but it would be nice to talk with friends about some of my hobbies...

Remember, in this bar everyone hears everything you say... I like the idea of
talking about common interests, but if they're too narrow please consider 
taking it up in email.

Now that the boring stuff is out of the way :-)

Name: Chris Phoenix.
Hobbies:  Talking with friends, reading, climbing trees or otherwise enjoying
 nature, hacking, reading news, building things, ... 
Age: 18.  Sex: Male.  Height: 6'2".  Weight: 200 (but I want to reduce it...)
Hair:  Blond, shoulder length, being allowed to grow.
Favorite food:  Just about anything home-cooked, or anything with sugar.  I
 especially like things like that fudge recipe someone posted...
Favorite color:  Red.  Favorite TV shows:  I usually don't watch TV.  I guess
 Star Trek (the old is better--but no flame wars, please :), and a couple of
 sitcoms.  Favorite movies:  Cocktail, Adventures in Babysitting, just about
 anything funny.
College:  Stanford.  Major:  Symbolic Systems. (It would take too long to
 explain here.)  Year:  Senior, but hopefully staying here another year.
Location:  Stanford, California.  (Big help, I know... it's near San 
 Francisco.)
Kind of humor I like:  Just read my finger plan...
Current goal in life:  To find a really fun job, probably in AI.
-- 
Chris Phoenix              | A harp is a nude piano.
cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU | "More input!  More input!"
First we got the Bomb, and that was good, cause we love peace and motherhood.
Disclaimer:  I want a kinder, gentler net with a thousand pints of lite.

From cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU Fri Dec  1 04:15:23 1989
From: cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU (Chris Phoenix)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Poem Review, + Request for Personal Info About Posters
Date: 1 Dec 89 08:26:50 GMT
Reply-To: cphoenix@csli.stanford.edu (Chris Phoenix)
Organization: Center for the Study of Language and Information, Stanford U.
Keywords: Good Poetry.
Status: O

In article <3170@hub.UUCP> snoopy@fig.UUCP (Smith) writes:
> [let's post descriptions of ourselves]

Sounds like a good idea!  

>...  I'm not trying to break this newsgroup up into teeny little
>parts, but it would be nice to talk with friends about some of my hobbies...

Remember, in this bar everyone hears everything you say... I like the idea of
talking about common interests, but if they're too narrow please consider 
taking it up in email.

Now that the boring stuff is out of the way :-)

Name: Chris Phoenix.
Hobbies:  Talking with friends, reading, climbing trees or otherwise enjoying
 nature, hacking, reading news, building things, ... 
Age: 18.  Sex: Male.  Height: 6'2".  Weight: 200 (but I want to reduce it...)
Hair:  Blond, shoulder length, being allowed to grow.
Favorite food:  Just about anything home-cooked, or anything with sugar.  I
 especially like things like that fudge recipe someone posted...
Favorite color:  Red.  Favorite TV shows:  I usually don't watch TV.  I guess
 Star Trek (the old is better--but no flame wars, please :), and a couple of
 sitcoms.  Favorite movies:  Cocktail, Adventures in Babysitting, just about
 anything funny.
College:  Stanford.  Major:  Symbolic Systems. (It would take too long to
 explain here.)  Year:  Senior, but hopefully staying here another year.
Location:  Stanford, California.  (Big help, I know... it's near San 
 Francisco.)
Kind of humor I like:  Just read my finger plan...
Current goal in life:  To find a really fun job, probably in AI.
-- 
Chris Phoenix              | A harp is a nude piano.
cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU | "More input!  More input!"
First we got the Bomb, and that was good, cause we love peace and motherhood.
Disclaimer:  I want a kinder, gentler net with a thousand pints of lite.

From lewandow@sabertooth.cs.wisc.edu) Fri Dec  1 20:30:38 1989
From: lewandow@sabertooth.cs.wisc.edu (Gary Lewandowski (TA of Doom))
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Personal info
Date: 1 Dec 89 20:46:14 GMT
Reply-To: lewandow@sabertooth.cs.wisc.edu (Gary Lewandowski (TA of Doom))
Distribution: alt
Organization: U of Wisconsin CS Dept
Status: O

name: Gary Lewandowski (aka Dr. Doom, doomster, the TA of Doom -- I'm sure
			there's a story in this somewhere :-))
hobbies: graduate school :-), comic and other books, games, 
	 sports (if you can teach me it I'll try to play it), oh and I'm
	 interested in things that I don't really call hobbies...
	 (hotlines for various concerns - empathy in general)
job:  TA of Doom, maybe something else for summer... 
age: 22 
sex: male
height: 5'6"
weight: around 140 (of course my parents just decided I was too thin, so maybe
	it's less... :-))
hair: dark brown/black (I'm horrible at describing myself, much less other
      people)  and it's thick and curly/wavy (but it's short right now so
      it's still under control)
eyes: green! (I wear glasses/contacts)
favorite music: hmm.  I'm fond of Genesis (early and late), Phil Collins,
		Peter Gabriel, Tracy Chapman, and (strangely enough) Madonna
		Oh, but don't forget Wynton Marsalis, and then there's
		Manheim Steamroller, and how can you dislike classical
		musica when there's the New World Symphony and The Planets...
		I guess I like lots of stuff.
favorite movies:  Star Wars, Untouchables
college: University of Chicago
grad school:  University of Wisconsin-Madison
major: math in college, now computer science with a leaning towards programming
       languages or theory.
location:  Madison, WI, USA

But who am I really?  Depends on the time.  My students think I'm the most
hyperactive TA they've ever encountered.  My sense of humor leans to the
absurd; I call home each Friday at 8pm and tell my younger brother a "dumb
story" (hmm, that might be a postable event), to which he usually responds "Oh
brother." (And I say, proudly, "That's me.")  At other times, many times
in the classes I'm taking, I'm quiet and intense.  I like to listen to
people, and people usually feel comfortable talking to me.

When you meet me, I'll be quiet.  Once you know me, I know you, and I'm
comfortable with you, you'll wonder if I'm ever not hyperactive.  Then you'll
see me when I'm not, and hopefully you'll understand.  Gee, that's what's
happened to me reading this group!

Most of all, I really do care.  So talk to me.  :-)


				gary
			lewandow@cs.wisc.edu

     "It's too late to correct it," said the Red Queen.
     "When you've once said a thing, that fixes it, and
     you must take the consequences."

From egly@hplred.HP.COM Fri Dec  1 20:31:14 1989
From: egly@hplred.HP.COM (Diana Egly)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: soulmates
Date: 30 Nov 89 17:33:55 GMT
Organization: Hewlett Packard Labs, Palo Alto CA
Status: O

Friends, let me tell you a story.  Back when I was in college, long enough
ago, I was sitting in a classroom waiting for the class to begin.  A person
walked in and sat beside me and we started talking.  It seems this person had
decided upon walking into the room that I was someone well worth knowing.  I'm
a bit dense sometimes -- it took me almost 15 minutes before I came to the
same conclusion.  From that moment on we were almost inseparable.  We fit
together.  Many people assumed that we were lovers.  But we weren't.  At the
time I said that this was my first friendship, but now that I am older I
realize that the intimacy we share is NOT friendship.  For reasons that are
unimportant, we do not now live close together, and yet our lives are continue
to be connected.  Sometimes, when we haven't talked for a while, I start to
think that I have idealized the relationship -- and then we talk and I realize
that the connection is even closer than I had remembered.  For over ten years
now we find that our lives follow similar patterns of joy and sorrow, of
advancement and loss.  A person who always seems to understand what I feel and
whom I do not find puzzling or surprising.  And the feelings are mutual --
we've talked about it.

I would have called this person my soulmate -- for that is how it feels.
But if you limited that term to romantic relationships... to male-female
relationships... then this becomes a relationship which has no name.  It
can have no name.  

Friends, are you really certain that your soulmate will be your spouse?
Are you really certain that the issue of soulmates is critical to romantic
relationships?  Because I'm not.

I can not deny my own experience.

From t-phils@microsoft.UUCP Fri Dec  1 20:31:15 1989
From: t-phils@microsoft.UUCP (Count Zero minus one)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Toast
Date: 1 Dec 89 22:08:50 GMT
Reply-To: t-phils@microsoft.UUCP (Count Zero minus one)
Distribution: alt
Organization: Microsoft Corp., Redmond WA
Status: O

| From: jane@fsdcupt.csd.mot.COM (Jane Beckman x2637)
| 
| 
| Over by the fire, a ghostly figure lurks, and raises her glass to the
| phantom of the night, understanding his world and his toast too well.  
| Her face seems relatively young, but she's weatherbeaten, and her eyes
| are ancient beyond her years, and there is a bleakness that radiates,
| despite the swashbuckling style she affects, with her black leather and
| billowing sleeves and nonmatched earcuffs.  She smiles a weary smile.
...
| She
| settles back and crosses her booted feet.  Her eyes, haunted by many
| ghosts, watch the fire, lost in its blazing.  No one sees her...

Almost no-one.

Over in the opposite corner of the room sits a man in dark clothing,
who has sat in this same corner often before, listening but saying
little.  Now, his form seems to blur, outlines and faces flickering
and changing like shadows in the unsteady firelight.  The face of the
ancient mage who visited the Place several days past appears briefly,
then disappears to be replaced by that of an almost beautiful youth
with sad grey eyes, replaced just as quickly by the face of a proud
samurai.  After thirty seconds or so, the shadows around him coalesce
into the form of a tall man wearing a black cloak and gray tabard over
jet-black armor.  The tabard bears an emblem in black and white of a
stag's head.  From his belt hand two scabbarded longswords; a third
sword, a great two-handed weapon, is slung across his back.  He stands
silently and walks across the room, passing by the bar on his way.  He
places two gleaming silver coins upon the bar; as he withdraws his hand,
they seem to shimmer briefly, revealing themselves as ordinary dollar
bills.  He asks for two brandies, accepting the plain glasses that Mike
hands him, but on entering his grasp, the aura of illusion he wears
falls over them, transforming them into elaborate goblets of chased
silver.  He continues over to the table at which Jilara sits, walking
with uncanny silence; the loudest sound is the faint creak of his armor,
flexing as he walks.  Where he passes, the light in the room seems
to dim for an instant.  He avoids looking at the faces of those he
passes by, but those who by chance meet the gaze of his dark eyes see
there the reflection of age beyond his apparent years, the haunted
look of a man who has endured things no man should have to endure.

He sits in the closest convenient chair, and offers one of the two
silver goblets to Jilara.

"May I offer you some of this fine brandy?  I tried to answer your
message before, but evidently the address I had was incorrect..."



-- 
Phil Stracchino
Philosopher.  Poet.  Console cowboy.  Technogeek.  Human being.
                 (And if you believe that, I have this
                 bridge in Brooklyn for sale, cheap...)

From spier@umd5.umd.edu Fri Dec  1 20:31:15 1989
From: spier@umd5.umd.edu (Lori Spier)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Story/Toast
Date: 1 Dec 89 22:04:00 GMT
Reply-To: spier@umd5.umd.edu (Lori Spier)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Status: O


A figure suddenly appears at the line without anyone noticing.  This is
not really unusual - she usually listens more than talks anyway.  (Oh,
the devil take third person narratives!) But this time I wanted to echo
this toast.  I can feel everyone's pain as they relate their toasts 
but believe me, it does get better.
Getting back to the original toast (my mind does tend to wander a bit) -
recently, (about 6 weeks ago) my father died.  I hadn't known him very 
well or very long since my parents divoriced when I was about 6.  The
illness was long, painful and messy, and finally was too strong for my
dad.  In the few months he had remaining, we did talk some but never
really grew closer.  Upon his death, I realized just how much I had loved     
this man, and that I had never told him so.
So, Mike, here's a dollar and give me a shot of whatever's handy.

<CRASH!!!> To dads, to death, and to love. 

I'll be over here in the corner listening if no one minds.
******************************************************************
Lori Spier                       University of Maryland, College Park
Spier@umd5.umd.edu
lori@merlin-tr.umd.edu
******************************************************************

From cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu Fri Dec  1 20:31:16 1989
From: cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu (Pixel,,,)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: soulmates
Date: 2 Dec 89 00:17:13 GMT
Reply-To: cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu
Organization: Clarkson University, Potsdam, NY
Status: O

>From article <20940004@hplred.HP.COM>, by egly@hplred.HP.COM (Diana Egly):
> [story removed]
> I would have called this person my soulmate -- for that is how it feels.
> But if you limited that term to romantic relationships... to male-female
> relationships... then this becomes a relationship which has no name.  It
> can have no name.  
> Friends, are you really certain that your soulmate will be your spouse?

The soulmate doesn't *have* to...there's nothing wrong with one being 'just'
friends...but...if you and your soulmate (assuming you have found him/her)
*do* have a romantic relationship...then in my view, it's so much better.
Kind of like the song 'friends and lovers' by whoever it's by.  When you
have that close a friendship with another person who you have romantic 
feelings towards, you tend (in my experience) to *want* to do things to make
her/him happy *even more* than you might otherwise.  The extra levels of
knowing each other, to me, makes a significant difference.

> Are you really certain that the issue of soulmates is critical to romantic
> relationships?  Because I'm not.
It's (again, IMHO) not *critical*.  It just makes the relationship a lot better/
nicer/more fun/whatever.
> I can not deny my own experience.
No-one is asking you to.  At least, I am not.  However, my experience leads me
to a different viewpoint than you seem to have.  Nothing wrong with that.
I can't deny my own experiences either--nor would I!
--
Pixel          cooleyra@clutx.  clarkson.edu | bitnet
sig files--Who needs 'em?  ...especially when the little buggers can only
                             be four lines long...
Get your own bloody opinions, these are taken! :)

From cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu Fri Dec  1 20:31:17 1989
From: cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu (Pixel,,,)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Error correction+ question (Re: soulmates)
Date: 2 Dec 89 00:28:34 GMT
Reply-To: cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu
Organization: Clarkson University, Potsdam, NY
Status: O

Hello callahans people.
I was reading over someone's shoulder yesterday and saw this group.
I wanted to throw an alternate view into this thread.
(BTW if this came up twice, I'm sorry...I don't remember if I set the dist-
ribution to net or not, so I just printed it out again....)

>From article <20940004@hplred.HP.COM>, by egly@hplred.HP.COM (Diana Egly):
> [story removed]
> I would have called this person my soulmate -- for that is how it feels.
> But if you limited that term to romantic relationships... to male-female
> relationships... then this becomes a relationship which has no name.  It
> can have no name.  
> Friends, are you really certain that your soulmate will be your spouse?

The soulmate doesn't *have* to...there's nothing wrong with one being 'just'
friends...but...if you and your soulmate (assuming you have found him/her)
*do* have a romantic relationship...then in my view, it's so much better.
Kind of like the song 'friends and lovers' by whoever it's by.  When you
have that close a friendship with another person who you have romantic 
feelings towards, you tend (in my experience) to *want* to do things to make
her/him happy *even more* than you might otherwise.  The extra levels of
knowing each other, to me, makes a significant difference.

Are you really certain that the issue of soulmates is critical to romantic
relationships?  Because I'm not.
It's (again, IMHO) not *critical*.  It just makes the relationship a lot better/
nicer/more fun/whatever.
> I can not deny my own experience.
No-one is asking you to.  At least, I am not.  However, my experience leads me
to a different viewpoint than you seem to have.  Nothing wrong with that.
I can't deny my own experiences either--nor would I!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now I'd like to throw in a question/and/or request for help.  I seem to have
lost several dozen posts to this group..is there anywhere I can get an archive?
maybe an ftp address or something? any help would be appreciated...also, if
anyone would like to take the trouble of emailing me an explanation of this
group, it would be appreciated.  If I can figure out what's going on here,
you may see more of me...you can decide whether or not that's bad....:)
--
Pixel          cooleyra@clutx.  clarkson.edu | bitnet
sig files--Who needs 'em?  ...especially when the little buggers can only
                             be four lines long...
Get your own bloody opinions, these are taken! :)

From ckd@bu-pub.bu.edu Fri Dec  1 22:00:44 1989
From: ckd@bu-pub.bu.edu (Christopher Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: FTP archives and "administrivia" (was a bunch of other stuff)
Date: 2 Dec 89 01:43:42 GMT
Reply-To: ckd@bu-pub.bu.edu (Christopher Davis)
Organization: Boston University School of Management
In-reply-to: cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu's message of 2 Dec 89 00:28:34 GMT
Status: O

>>>>> On 2 Dec 89 00:28:34 GMT, cooleyra@clutx.clarkson.edu (Pixel,,,) said:

Pixel> Now I'd like to throw in a question/and/or request for help.  I seem
Pixel> to have lost several dozen posts to this group..is there anywhere I
Pixel> can get an archive?  maybe an ftp address or something? any help
Pixel> would be appreciated...

I've been archiving the group from the start but have no place to put the
archives up for ftp (at least at the moment--if any kind sysadmins reading
this want to volunteer some disk space...).  As for mailing them out, could
folks perhaps wait until we see if they can go up for ftp first?  [Please? :-]

Pixel> also, if anyone would like to take the trouble of emailing me an
Pixel> explanation of this group, it would be appreciated.  If I can figure
Pixel> out what's going on here, you may see more of me...you can decide
Pixel> whether or not that's bad....:)

The original welcome message is on the way.  What's the general
callahans.consensus on the idea of a monthly posting of some sort?  Mail
me, please, so's not to clutter the Place.

Oh, and while I've wandered in...

Name: Chris Davis
Hobbies: reading SF, programming, boardgames, backrubs (giving and getting).
Jobs: working in a couple computer labs at BU, answering questions &c.
Age: classified.
Sex: male.
Ht/Mass: 170cm/57kg (5'7"/125#)
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue, or green, or in-between.  Depends on my mood.

Favorite Stuff:  weird humor (like Monty Python), backrubs, curling up with
a good book, James Taylor.

College: Boston U. (not BC. :-)
Major: Business, Management Information Systems.
Location: Boston.  Down that street, take a right, 5th door on the right. :-)

Best thing about the Place: help and be helped.
-- 
 Christopher Davis, BU SMG '90  <ckd@bu-pub.bu.edu> <smghy6c@buacca.bitnet>
 "Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand."

From gh1g+@andrew.cmu.edu Fri Dec  1 22:00:48 1989
From: gh1g+@andrew.cmu.edu (Gregg Fielding Hinderstein)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Info on dis guy
Date: 2 Dec 89 02:12:52 GMT
Organization: Class of '91, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Status: O


Well, I've already done alot of this, but I'll recap and add on


Gregg Hinderstein
Height 6' 1""
Weight 159 (never varies)
hair dark brown and as long as it can get, which is not actually too long
eyes colorless (but I haven't killed anyone yet)
sex: male
age: 20 (until Jan 25)
memory:  terrible
favorite expression: Hold the lemon (relax)

Attending for the very near future Carnegie-Mellon University, which I hate 
and will be dropping out of as soon as possible (no later than the end of this 

semester)


Music: Highly important to me.  Favorites: Harry Chapin (right on Steven!), 
The Who, Todd Rundgren, Uriah Heep, Any Rock n' Roll done with truth.

Favorite color shits: Black
Plan for future: Living in Queens, NY, for a few months, then driving around 
the entire border of the country.  Anyone feel like putting a traveller up 
overnight?
This is as far into the future as I get.
Home: Great Neck, NY.  Would be a great place, except for the people
Hobbies: Sports of all sorts.  Pool.  Learning to play guitar.  Driving. 
 Poetry.  Philosophy.  Anything I've never done before.  Somethings I have 
done before and can't remember
Transport: An '85 blue Lincoln Continental named Baby
Food:  Chocolate, which I can't eat, as it gives me migraines :(((.  New York 
Pizza.  Steak.  Anything with sugar.  Tea (Twinnings Irish Breakfast 
preferred)
Reading material: Sci fi: Heinlein, Resnick, Vonnegut.  Mystery: Parker
(Spenser series),  McDonald (Fletch and Flynn series).  Anything funny
Favorite Movies: Hair, Dead Poet's Society

Well, this is all that comes to mind, but there must be more as I can
see this doesn't begin to describe me.  Ah well, as I said, the memory
ain't too good.

Gregg

From scott@csusac.csus.edu Sat Dec  2 00:26:52 1989
From: scott@csusac.csus.edu (L. Scott Emmons)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Personal Info
Date: 2 Dec 89 03:51:58 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Status: O



	From Gilly's table, I give my personal stats:

Sex: M, Age: 22, Height: 5'11", Weight: 180lb, Hair: blond, Eyes: green hazel
Jobs: tech/programmer/draftsman for University Media Services, Audio/Visual
	Maintenance.
Hobbies: music, usenet, programming, driving to Oregon to see my SO.
Food: anything but liver and eggplant.
TV: I don't really watch TV, except for movies (the result of 3 1/2 years of
	critical analysis of the evils of television, and media in general)
Music: Ah, my utopia!  Anything except rap, plastic pop, and country.  I go in
	phases as far as a favorite (right now, it's the Tubes).  Ray Lynch is,
	of course, a music genius.  I also like strange things, like "Gorillas
	In The Mix" by Bernie Kraus and Human Remains (100% digitized animal
	sounds).
Major: Media Communication Studies, concentration on Television.
Minor: Computer Science
Grad date: Graduating in May, 1990.  Then, back to grad school, eventually.
College: California State University, Sacramento.  (Too far from mountains,
	beach, and my fiancee [Salem, OR], but I like it here)
Warm Fuzzy: Spectrum colored (including RF, I would suppose, to be consistant
	with my major).

	"Mike, A Watney's Red Barrel, please!"

	"To people who make a difference in this world!" (And a wink to Karl)
	<CRASH>

-- 
			L. Scott Emmons
			uucp: ...[!ucbvax]!ucdavis!csusac!scott

